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Poetry

Dangers of Plastic Surgery Limerick

There was an old woman named Felicity,

Who visited a surgeon complicitly,

To have some work done,

On her saggy old bum,

And now her farts are an atrocity!

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Poetry

Disturbing Dreams Limerick

My dreams are really quite angular

My psyche worryingly singular

Often an impossible object

Is my slumbering mind’s subject

I don’t understand this vernacular…

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Poetry

Limerick

There was a young woman from Dorking

Whose figure was positively corking

The fellas would drool

And act like a fool

Till her girlfriend punched them for gawking!